I believe most of us have at least 1 asshole colleague who we intensely dislike but are obligated to buy a present for anyway. And there is absolutely nothing better for that asshole than…
“The Smell of a Boy’s Anus” perfume.
Japanese adult goods company, Tamatoys, has unveiled the latest addition to their series of themed fragrance oils: “The Smell of a Boy’s Anus.”
Sold under the tagline, “The forbidden scent…experience that smell one more time”, The Smell of a Boy’s Anus is a “real anal smell bottle” that captures the “pheromone emitted from the anus of a cute boy.” Tamatoys also asserts that “This product does not smell like shit. It is purely the smell of anus.”
And what does that smell like? “It has a strong musky perfume smell, tinged with a pungent odor.” A fancy way, perhaps, of saying it smells like ass.
If little boy asscrack is not your choice of poison, perhaps you could consider the other products in their range?
|Waft of School Girl Armpit|
|Eu de Working Woman Toejam|
|Holy Scent of Virgin Pee|
|Odor of Little Sister’s Panties|
Smelling like Chanel No. 5 is so yesterday. Just one spritz from the “real anal smell bottle” will keep your friend surrounded by “the pheromones emitted from the anus of a cute boy” all day and ensure that the whole world will know what an ass he is.